Medlife Crisis
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Listen, I started this channel to help people learn how to make good decisions regarding their health and just maybe to oppose the proliferation of bad medical information in this world.
Well, that didn't work. So, I turned to chat GPT because independent thought is for sheep and I asked it to scour your comments to see if any themes emerged.
And after it depleted an impoverished Virginia town of all of its drinking water, it told me that what you really want is a late 90s hip-hop inspired guide to medical words. Pretty weird suggestion, I know, but hey, I'm just giving the people what they want. So, if you've ever been confused by medical
words on your favorite TV show or in some boring medical podcast, in a few minutes you'll practically be a qualified doctor.
Now, it's time for the medical dictionary. [music] Let's give it everything we've got. Ready? Begin.
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