Carpooling with my Stalker | Olga Namer | Stand Up Comedy

I'm single. Thanks. [laughter] I am. I'm single. I'm single. Uh but, you know, I date I love to date old men. I love I love old men cuz um they don't play games cuz they don't have time. Uh >> [laughter] >> I was like, I know, they're going to die.

All right. How about old guys, okay? They always do this thing. They like whip out a photo of themselves from when they're younger, you know? They'll be like, "Oh, look, that was me when I was 30." AND IT'S LIKE, "OH, DAMN! [screaming] I WISH I met you when I was four."

Um >> [laughter] >> But everyone's always like, "Alga, you should be with a nice guy, right?" But like nice guys, they're so boring, you know? Yeah, they are, right? I was on a date with a nice guy. He's talking about his meditation and his yoga. I was like, "Ugh, should we get a third glass of wine?"

He's like, "Ooh." >> [laughter] >> You trying to get me drunk. I was like, "No, I'm trying to black out."

>> [laughter] >> I know, I love blacking out. Um >> [laughter] >> Did anyone here like ever drunk text an ex? Anyone? Anyone Yeah.

Okay, I don't understand people like you cuz I can never I would never drunk text an ex, okay? I just I just show up to his apartment.

>> [laughter] >> I grew up religious, so my father, he hates it. He hates it when I drink. So, when I was young and I used to go to like a community party, he'd always be like, "Alga, if you drink, just make sure you're safe.

Make sure you go home with a boy, right?" So, now, like whenever I'm at a bar and a guy's like, "Could I buy you a drink?"

I'm like, "Only if you take me home." >> [laughter] >> You You like one night, I was so safe. I went home with six boys. Um Yeah, one of them's like, "You sure you want to do this?" I'm like, "It's what my dad would have wanted."

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[laughter] >> No, but I did I did date my cousin. Um Now, from where I come from, it's very normal to marry your cousins cuz I I'm from Brooklyn.

>> [laughter] >> I know. He broke up with me, okay? He broke up with me. He's like, "I think it's best if we [clears throat] just stay family."