Trevor Noah Presents Josh Johnson: # (Hashtag) - Full Special

- ♪ I'm fallin', I'm fallin', I'm fallin' ♪ ♪ I'm fallin', I'm fallin' ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ I took a break last night ♪ [mellow hip-hop music] ♪ ♪ ♪ Had to get myself together ♪ ♪ I took a--I took a ♪ ♪ I took a break ♪ ♪ Keep fallin', I'm fallin' ♪ ♪ I'm fallin', I'm fallin', I'm fallin' ♪ ♪ I'm fallin', I'm fallin' ♪

♪ I'm fallin', I'm fallin', I'm fallin' ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Cool. Everybody sit down. Thank you so much for coming out. Give it up for yourselves again. Oh, my gosh.

[cheers and applause] We're all here. We made it. Oh, man. It's so great to be here with all of you.

This is incredible. This is absolutely amazing 'cause it means we did it. We lived. I'm not gonna lie.

I didn't think-- I didn't think I'd make it. I didn't even get COVID. I'm just not a survivor. That's not how anybody I know would describe me.

I'll even tell you what, a year before the pandemic, right? Fully before the pandemic, I was just walking in New York just looking up at the sky, loving my life, right?

Just looking up, being happy. And I stepped off the curb. That's all that's happened so far. I stepped off the curb, and I stepped on a bird, okay?

And here's the thing. Not a dead bird, okay? This bird was also walking around not paying attention, loving his life.

We just collided with nature. Humanity at once. And so I stepped on the bird. The bird and I freaked out, and the bird and I made the same noise.

That is not somebody that survives a global pandemic, all right? If you can match the pitch of a pigeon out of fear, then no, no one is checking for you in the "Mad Max" movie, all right?